Tuesday, 19 June 2007

Sivaji!

Lessons I've learnt:

1. DO NOT expect logic from a Thalaivar movie. Those who do are plain idiots.

2. No matter how hard Shankar tries to choreograph a fight sequence, it ends up like the one in Matrix 2. (Atleast according to me.)

3. Painting people's belly with pots and Thalaivar's face is not aesthetic to look at, though it's kinda creative.

4. The only way to watch a Thalaivar's movie is to scream Thalaivaa once every three mins and clap till your hands turn red and the person in fronta you turns back to stare at you. You mite wna say "Padatha paaru da" (Watch the movie dumbo) to him/her.

5. Even if the hero is beaten till blood oozes out from every possible location in his face, its only acceptable if Thalaivar makes a comeback from that state. Anyone else? Rejettted!

6. Contrary to popular opinions, I don't find the heroine of this movie a) Hot b) A siren c) The hottest thing to scorch our screens since Simran. In fact someone thinks, "Typical of Rajini heroines, she is 'pothikinu' dressed during the movie and 'avuthikinu' dressed in the songs".

7. ARR should appeal to the Court to give him a right to sue those who manhandle his songs in the name of Picturization. First in the List is Shankar with his unrealistic, unwarranted, lavish sets. (Athiradee is an exception, best choreoghraphed Thalaivar song in History).

8. Thalaivar's style of saying Santhosam used to get on my nerves, now I've realized that I have no other choice.

9. It's very easy to convert Black money into legal money. Watch the Boss do it, with lots of ishtyle of course.

10. "Thalaivaaaa" "Whistle Whistle"

This one isn't a lesson, but an observation. Everytime ARR's name's on the screen, I seem to be the only one screaming my lungs out in the whole theatre.

9 comments:

Rakesh said...

U missed this one THE MOVIE ROCKS..

RAJNI ROCKS


Comedy is Great


and


contrary to You SHRIYA LOOKS ABSOLUTELY FCUKABLE!!!


and typical shankar film of reviving our economy!!

Karthik.H said...

@Rakesh

opinions differ i suppose...

Anonymous said...

DO NOT expect logic from a Thalaivar movie. Those who do are plain idiots.

Those who plagiarise are also idiots. Sudhish sonnada nee soliruka da vendru.. Unaku padam pudikalenu enaku theryum. Pudikalenu sonna adi vizhum nu bayandutu blog la scene podra. Po da po da.. get a life..

Karthik.H said...

@anon

oki First of all.. Big deal...I forgot to link it to Sudhish's post..

Second...I have no reason to be afraid...what nonsense...If i hated the movie I would've said so...points 6 and 10 are enough proof that I hated the way the songs were picturized and that the movie lacked any sorta common sense...leave alone logic...

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ice_fire said...

lol.. i am yet to see the movie.. after reading ur review looks like i gotta watch it...

Preetha said...

good observation abt the heroine dress in Rajini movies!

Karthik.H said...

@ice_fire

watch it...cool movie...gr8 time pass..

@preetha

ya...nice one na?!!...not mine tho...!!

SD said...

Hey...i scream out everytime thala(fr me ARR)name flashes on the screen!!!