Sivaji!

Lessons I've learnt:

1. DO NOT expect logic from a Thalaivar movie. Those who do are plain idiots.

2. No matter how hard Shankar tries to choreograph a fight sequence, it ends up like the one in Matrix 2. (Atleast according to me.)

3. Painting people's belly with pots and Thalaivar's face is not aesthetic to look at, though it's kinda creative.

4. The only way to watch a Thalaivar's movie is to scream Thalaivaa once every three mins and clap till your hands turn red and the person in fronta you turns back to stare at you. You mite wna say "Padatha paaru da" (Watch the movie dumbo) to him/her.

5. Even if the hero is beaten till blood oozes out from every possible location in his face, its only acceptable if Thalaivar makes a comeback from that state. Anyone else? Rejettted!

6. Contrary to popular opinions, I don't find the heroine of this movie a) Hot b) A siren c) The hottest thing to scorch our screens since Simran. In fact someone thinks, "Typical of Rajini heroines, she is 'pothikinu' dressed during the movie and 'avuthikinu' dressed in the songs".

7. ARR should appeal to the Court to give him a right to sue those who manhandle his songs in the name of Picturization. First in the List is Shankar with his unrealistic, unwarranted, lavish sets. (Athiradee is an exception, best choreoghraphed Thalaivar song in History).

8. Thalaivar's style of saying Santhosam used to get on my nerves, now I've realized that I have no other choice.

9. It's very easy to convert Black money into legal money. Watch the Boss do it, with lots of ishtyle of course.

10. "Thalaivaaaa" "Whistle Whistle"

This one isn't a lesson, but an observation. Everytime ARR's name's on the screen, I seem to be the only one screaming my lungs out in the whole theatre.